you know whats funny the letter Q

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Life is an elephant, get married.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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