- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Look how far I can kick this bucket

womens rights.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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