What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Womens rights.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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