- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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