how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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you will now laugh.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Anti Joke

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