Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Fiats

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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I told you it would happen

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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poopoo

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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