water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Woman.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Cancer.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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