- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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