- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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