- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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