what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Rick Santorum 2012

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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