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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Jesus was a good guy

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What number comes after 29? 30.

An atheist walks into a church

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A: B: No pun intended.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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