What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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watch me nae nae

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Alex Eggbert

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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