Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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