- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

eloise dey.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Fiats

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

I told you it would happen

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

poopoo

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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