When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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