How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What is long and black The unemployment line

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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