- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Sophie Cameron is Gay

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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