- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

colby doesnt shave

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

An Asian fails their maths exam.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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