How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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whats long and green? weed

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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