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Lil' Wayne

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

a fish swimming in the water swims

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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