Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Women Sports.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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