What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Chicken

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Anti Joke

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