Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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