What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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hipsters

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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