And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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