What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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im a dragon, no im not

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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