- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Where do you live? In a house

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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