- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

womens rights to vote

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Shit!

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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