- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

A Jew! Bless you.

Which is longer? A rope...

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

the WNBA

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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