Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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