- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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