A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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