What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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