In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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