a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

a fish swimming in the water swims

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Comedy.

Lil' Wayne

Penis

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

THE GAME

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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