An atheist walks into a church

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What number comes after 29? 30.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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