What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Nippies

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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