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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Like this joke, bitch.

The WNBA.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

once upon a time there was a boy

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

A baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What'sucks and white Jackson

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Jerry.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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