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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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whats 2+2? math.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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