- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why was the man sad His son got raped

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Tim and Eric

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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