A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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How did the girl die? 25.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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