Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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