Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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black guy graduating high school

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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