Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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hi

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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thumbs up!

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Anti Joke

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