- Anti Joke

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

I saw a poor man named rich

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus