- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

whats your name? bumder:)

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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