- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

The WNBA.

Like this joke, bitch.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Jerry.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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