- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What swims in the ocean? Fish

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Their, they're, there You're, your

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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