what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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