whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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