what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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watch me nae nae

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Alex Eggbert

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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knock, knock come in

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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