A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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girls lacrosse

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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