Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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