- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Mitt Romney.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

my whole life!

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

this is not an anti joke

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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