- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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