- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

raping black women

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

obama's promises

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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