- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Penis.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Women Driving.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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