What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Mike tyson

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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