- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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