- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

a fish swimming in the water swims

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

THE GAME

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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