- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Get in the car.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Homosexuals are gay.

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