What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gays

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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A whale's vagina

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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