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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Shut the cork up!

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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