Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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