Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Soccer...

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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eloise dey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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